The Game goes INTERNATIONAL wwuuhhhhuuuu !!

Manchester United vs Arsenal  . . . . clash of soccer giants  , n for a die-hard man-u fan like me nothing else could have made the Saturday night perfect than man-u making the gunners cry for the ball(s) [DOUBLE MEANING , shit , not again]..


i was prepared , my original man-u jersey was ready , washed and pressed on contrary to my other levi's and nike casuals which according to me could be worn even if they are all tattered , shady and torn . But no compromises with soccer !
screw yew Mr gaikwaad for having made all d plans of spoiling our night and not letting us watch for what meant the most for me in this whole crappy world [for the time being]..by loading all the months homework within 2 days.. damn you!
who cares ?...huh..


5:30 pm... my nokia sings - "cut my life into pieces...this is my last resort" - papa roach
its akshay on the line-
aks - "shitface , wakeup we gotta leave it's getting late for TOONS ! u lazy ass "
he was crying like a baby who just took crap in his pants lol undies ,oops !


me -" give me 10 mins"


aks - "u have 5 !"


DAMN IT , i made a sprint to the hostel washroom , the shit+urine cocktail smell rushed through my nostrils , my wind pipe burned with the same , enough I QUIT.


this is why I hate common toilets especially hostel ones , they are so stinky , gooosshh..


face washed , hairs gelled ,deo all over , n READY !


V were three boys me , akshay and pranay going to TOONS for the match!
now is the time u people should be made aware about TOONS , it is my heaven , the place is ridiculously rocking !
it is basically a sports bar rather sports pub , the only exception being that only beer is served ....
the entry charge [cover] for a saturday night great match is just 250 per person so that earns it +5 for being cheap as well ;)


the match ended , MAN-U ..... wwuuuhhuuuuu !
i was high , happy and out of my senses , man the match was awesum [love you rooney:) ]
the final cheque paid by us was 2100 that makes it 700 per person.. n 700 was all for beer , dude we were really drunk
..
11:30 pm
deserted streets , but autorickshaws waiting ....... to rob us of all the money !


i hate this night charges thing :X


pranay [the tanker] - "dude , i wanna drink more , i dont wanna go back to hostel so early , the fun has just begun .... plz yaaarrr "


akshay - "siddhu what say ?? kya karna hain ? "


m3 - "we go to leather lounge... "
i shouted as i pointed my finger towards an over-lighted and decorated board that read -LEATHER LOUNGE- disc and pub


 and was appearing to be open and lively at that time !


we marched towards the decided destination leaning over each other..


guys , i did mention before that it was weekend , saturday night , and you go to a club , you know well you have to pay entry charges !


pranay - "dude , how much for the entry "


bouncer - "800 including 400 cover "


folks , we were financially fcuked up , but this was not what exactly came to our mind instantly..
what came was "where the fuck do we find  ATM here ? "
friends , when u r wasted , stuff like money doesnt matter any more as long as you are getting to enjoy and have crazy times !


finally , got stamped , we entered..
Frankly i never in my dreams expected such a sexy crowd , and that too chineese girls the asian gems ! no chance..


800 were seriously never been invested so wisely before .
the crowd was fab , amazing , delicious [naughty boyy =P]... we grabbed our cover drinks and sat along side the bar... browsing around the girls....to be precise the short skirts and trying to find the shottest one before the other two :P , trying to proove the superiority in these skills over each other.


after some 15-20 minutes , we decided to go dancing ! there was a group of 8 chinkey girls , i mean thats what we call hot chineese girls dancing beside us..


after an hour we were tired of that hip-hop show off dance , so we went crazy again forgetting about the hot bitches...


i pushed pranay , the "lucky for me" pranay pushed me back and hard... i stumbled and till the time i could regain my balance , i felt like some soft feathers held me and helped me stand again....i turned around , believe it or not it was a chineese girl , i thought such a type of cute girl was a myth , but it was true , lol it was a joke lol a myth.....hahahahaha
but dude , r u kidding me , she was damn cute , like a doll , like an angel..
shotter than me [one of the many reasons i love chinneese chicks]......white as milk , strawberry red lips , hairs perfectly let down on her shoulders tracing her back... she wore a tube-cut black coloured one piece gown [showing the vertical smile upto where one would develop curiosity and want to jump inside them and find out what exaclty is inside it] ...with black stilettoes completing a flawless look..


she came close , adrenaline rushed in through my nerves , i swallowed a big lump of saliva , i  sweated like a tap left open , my heartbeat boosted as if sumone switched on NOS inside it... i was going to fade..


she came closer..... and asked me to dance with her.. i couldnt believe , i was lost , empty!


she holded my hand firmly
 i fell in love with her hold , please take me with u , im ur puppy , ur swine, im dead sure i would have started to wag my tail incase i had one.


 she dragged me from the corner to the exact centre of the dance floor... n we started dancing !


she grabbed her waist with my hand , rubbing her butt with my most sensitive area [u know exactly where bitches]...and guys we were all over the placee...and there were my two friends burning with jealousy , burning on over fuel even fire extinguisher wouldnt have been of much use to them...
suddenly after trying all the slutty dance steps , activating my scrambled eggs between the legs...my personal flagpost had been raised horizontally...
now . comes the best part of the night and part i still dont beleive actually happened though akshay and pranay keep reminding me of it being the poor witnesses...


the chinkey pushed me to a pillar right in the middle of the dance floor and kissed me on my lips , and then kissed me again and again..
now was the time to set my beast free..i pushed her back grabbed her waist swyped the sides , now she was the one resting on the pillar and we both opened our mouth wide open and eated each other like cannibals cutting throught meat...
ofcourse i was using my hands keeping them very busyy ! ;)


all was going well until akshay came and whispered in my ears -
"fcuker u 2 are on the spotlight"


guys, what do u expect me than to do ?


yea , xactly i did the same




me - "who gives a shit ? "


than sudenly a petite chineese boy came , grabbed the girls hand and dragged her out of the theque......


no conversations , no addressing each other , we were on are business the very next moment we came close ,..
this was the story of my  DEBUT  in clubs .... the very first time ever went to any disc and indeed a special one...


it was like a very special feeling having made out in the middle of a club , with all eyes on you , making other guys jealous , burning their asses , i loved it all..specially those red lips and dat cute face... man all thanks to PRANAY, there is a reason i call him "lucky for me" ... if he wouldnt have pushed me with that power...it wouldnt have happened..
so , now  my makeout hall of fame has grown bigger , with one more girl joining it and that too being chineese , not any indian .... so that means i have some international stunts done.....
THE GAME GOES INTERNATIONAL... I HOPE FOR MANY MORE TO COME..
signing off//
gotta go for nytout lol !
tada
gn :)